it started with a whisper

Noah Puckerman, 19
SLYTHERIN, Hogwarts Graduate

Where do I start? I'm Puck or 'Professor Puckerman' to some people (don't listen to Sugar when she says I'm Professor Hot Stuff). To my wife, Hermione, I'm just Noah and to our son, Nate, I'm daddy. My life? Well, it's pretty much as perfect as it could get. I really couldn't ask for more.

[Not associated with Ryan Murphy, FOX, or Mark Salling.]




11 years ago on March 18 2012 at 8:41pm — 19 notes
#photos

thechosenone-potter:

yes yours. I’m well aware of that. 

Word. And this conversation never happened. 


thechosenone-potter:

Why’re you talking about her boobs?

This is why it sounded worse. People, Blaine, were talking about boobs in general and I merely said I bumped into them during fourth year. No reason to punch me.

Don’t talk about her boobs again. Mine. 


Don’t you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

hermionepuckerman:

That doesn’t make it any less disgusting.

But I was safe – ‘cept for like, one time. 

I’ll stop talking about shit that went down at McKinley though. 


Don’t you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

hermionepuckerman:

Doesn’t mean I enjoy hearing about it.

Yeah, I know. But like, it doesn’t mean anything anymore and you know that. 


Don’t you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

hermionepuckerman:

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S'not like you didn’t know this shit already, babe.


Don’t you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

teenagedreamkurt:

You spelled ‘slut’ wrong, and forgot to add ‘man’ in front of it.

Stud. Slut. Whore. Whatever. Same fucking deal.